Xiao
The most sexy mf ever. He holds the award of having the fattest horse schlong in all of eternity. Just one look at him and you will bust a nut so hard you’ll be screaming with and without the s.
Person 1: Bro just look at xiao *busts a nut*
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare
Xiao
A cute baby, he looks so adorable. He could stare at me with his piercing gaze and I will literally piss myself, and in a good way. How can someone be so fucking hot and so fucking cute at the same time. This man makes me cry for hours on end.
For those who didn't get him(which also happens to be me), I hope you'll get him when his banner makes a reappearance. I love you fellow Xiao lovers, I love Xiao too.
Xiao
Hottest daddy you'll ever see. He has a giant dong, and smooth body. Saves you when you fall down. If you want him to love you, give him almond tofu.
Xiao is mine, oh wait Xiao is ours.
xiao
xiao genshin impact. he's perfect and very pretty and also wears a mask and looks cool. also an adeptus but did i say he is pretty? he's the best character. because venus said so.
Simp: Xiao can literally do 3 dmg by his elemental burst and I'd still whale for him because he's Xiao
Xiao Xiao
A series of flash animations that consist of a black stick figure fighting other colors of stick figures, most notibly the purple one.
As the Xiao Xiao series progressed, the movies began becoming more and more detailed, and eventually became 3D.
Xiao
An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
Who is that sexy man?
That’s Xiao Genshin Impact
That’s Xiao Genshin Impact
Xiao Xiao
Impressive in soul if not in stature.
Xiao Xiao is Xiao Xiao.