crusty blood muffin
When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.
Blood Crusties
The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.
Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.
Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.