Yahoo News
A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.
I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.
yahoo news
Code name for porn.
Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"
Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."
Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."