yahvensky
a DASHING young independent man. He always gets the ladies, but sometimes prefers a side of sausage ;). He never fails to make his peers laugh until their trachea is throbbing. Yahvensky’s aren’t the best looking but, manage to pull any girl they want. They’ll always treat you with that bouchée respect and buy you food when you’re hungry. If you don’t have a Yahvensky buy one, because you need one.
“Yahvensky always going for these girls but I always see him with the sausage what’s that all about ?”