ya mule

a phrase used by only the most badass of men to incite raw strength and fortitude. it is used in times of great struggle to invoke motivation, or as a battle-cry to make enemies cower. it is said that only badass men are capable of using the phrase; this is because if a male without the proper testicular fortitude so much as utters the phrase, his dick will fall off, making him not a man by definition. furthermore, if a woman uses the phrase with enough gusto, she will actually sprout a penis, making her a badass man- a man with tits.

Badass #1: "Dude, I don't know if I can do another cock pushup! I dont have the strength!"

Badass #2: "Use the force!!'

Badass #1: "YA MULE!!! YAA!!!" **penis extends another foot** "Oh there we go"

俚语	ya mule
释义	ya mule a phrase used by only the most badass of men to incite raw strength and fortitude. it is used in times of great struggle to invoke motivation, or as a battle-cry to make enemies cower. it is said that only badass men are capable of using the phrase; this is because if a male without the proper testicular fortitude so much as utters the phrase, his dick will fall off, making him not a man by definition. furthermore, if a woman uses the phrase with enough gusto, she will actually sprout a penis, making her a badass man- a man with tits. Badass #1: "Dude, I don't know if I can do another cock pushup! I dont have the strength!" Badass #2: "Use the force!!' Badass #1: "YA MULE!!! YAA!!!" penis extends another foot "Oh there we go"
随便看	‘couve ‘croning ‘em’ll ‘gasm ‘gina-whiskers ‘go cinderella ‘go cinderella ‘huc’ ‘huh’ngry ‘i get bitches’ syndrome ‘i get bitches’ syndrome ‘lee ‘lil ‘m ‘magine ‘main it’ day ‘main it’ day ‘mere ‘merica ‘mock ‘muricano ‘nam ‘nection ‘nihctib ‘no problem’