yanchep

Possibly the most boring place on earth. A place where drinking goon, woodstocks or bundy and smoking weed is a religion. Contains little to no commercialization besides an IGA and Harry and the Boys. The town is usually polluted with terrible looking graffiti and used bongs, it's populated by bongheads and fisherman that can usually be found walking the streets bare foott with an emu export in hand. The most exciting thing about this town, is a cave, a beach and the legend of the "panther". One way you can determine that you're in Yanchep, upon entry you'll see 4 pointless water tanks, and an endless realm of bush. After reading this, don't bother bush hiking, all you can expect is rubbish, bong dens and weird animals.

Most boring place on earth with a cop called dean who lurks around pulling over kids. People usually come to yanchep for the beaches and good food only to be stopped every two seconds to be asked for a dart by little eshays. Maccas is just about the only hang out spot besides some bongos which almost always has used bongs, broken scissors or a good old milk crate. If you’re not seshing it up or surfing you’re probably looking for bumpers or a sweet spot to put up a burner. Be careful when you walk around at night because you might be stopped by crackheads asking for a spare dollar, crackheads are the inhabitants of this land where putting up and getting zonked is a religion. But you’ll know you’re in yanchep when you see the radio tower and four water tanks just sitting in the bush. After reading this be careful and just keep walking if someone says: “wadaya want for that hat”