Yanking my Dick off
another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
you got to be yanking my dick off
A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"