Yanush
‘To Yanush’ essentially means to cum. This word was founded in Poland after a man by the name of Yanush, who has a chopper bigger than the Empire State Building. Not only is it a long cock, it’s also meaty. The amount of girth Yanush has is out of this world. If you believe the ancient myth, every girl Yanush has banged has been hospitalized and paralyzed and rumour has it, Yanush has nurses by his side when doing the dirty. Nicknamed Super-Yan, he requested the Israeli Iron dome was given to Poland as cum socks aren’t strong enough to withstand his mighty sperm.
Yanush is the semen released after a wank.
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”
Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”
Adjective:
“Hold on love, I’m just Yanushing”
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”
Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”
Adjective:
“Hold on love, I’m just Yanushing”
Yanush
Yanush is a fucking retard. He has a waffle on his head and sucks at pvp. He uses wurst client and reach but he still can’t even hit Liam is gay. Yanush loves black cock and gets bullied by praj. Yanush is also pretty thick but no one likes him.
yanush is a faggot
yanush
stupid monkey stole a burning aluminium foil for a laptop which fucking runs 2 fps on a YOUTUBE VIDEO. IT STUTTERS ON THE INTERNET TF??? anyway this nigga is only good for breezily bridges. his tinfoil macbook can only run MINESWEEPER with temps OVER 90 DEGREESE MY GUY. RECYCLE MY ASS BRUH THAT SHIT MADE OUT OF SCRAP METAL "quality build lol". anyways macbook sucks and he sucks tim cooks dick for free products and he lives in an ecosystem cause hes a primal ape.
yanush: YOO I GOT A MACBOOK
me: that shit can snap like pringles hollyyy no internet lol go back to being monkey
yanush: cries
me: that shit can snap like pringles hollyyy no internet lol go back to being monkey
yanush: cries
Yanush
The most handsome, intelligent, hottest, strongest, cutest, funniest... man ever
I love Yanush