yard apple
A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.
Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.
Yacko Yard Apple
In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run
"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"