yard pickle
A turd, such as left by a dog, in the front yard.
"Watch your step, there are a lot of yard pickles in the park."
Yard Pickle
A pickle, of any classification, type, or brand, that has been exposed to the elements in a grassy region. Yard pickle classification would include any whole, sliced, or fallen sandwich pickle.
Brendan picked up a yard pickle so that the squirrel would go hungry for the day.