YARSducks
A clique of True Blue Mormons TBM Mormonswho cheerfully defend their faith at R&S everyday, oblivious of the abuse hurled at them. While their origins are sketchy, many credit their formation to Yoda's duck who gave a tear-jerking analogy passed down in her family regarding Mormons relationship to Xians. Another story credits their existence to the fulfillment of a Mormon missionary in Germany who uttered the prophetic words "die Enten kommen".
"I bet it was one of those YARSducks who reported your question as a violation."