Yasmin's Butt

it is a traditional dish, made from the finest of ingredients from all over the world. The recipe is as follows:
1. you get the prunes, wrinklier the better, they must look like your grandma, but we love grandma
2. you must get the dung beatle and insert it into the flapion tube of the banana

3. leave it to marinate in the juices over night
4. mash all together with some sweet chilli flakes (it's spicy)
5. get completely wine drunk black out so the next morning when you spit into a cup with your hungover breath and drunk saliva, it creates a pungent taste that is the key ingredient to this item, and drizzle
7. Enjoy the Yasmin's Butt