yawn pimp
A person who starts the contagious human condition called yawning. A small feeling of power ensues, much like that of a pimp, because you made other people yawn around you.
Bro 1: "I got four other people to yawn after me in Calc!"
Bro 2: "Dude, you be one major yawn pimp"
Bro 2: "Dude, you be one major yawn pimp"