Bloomington-Normal
A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.
“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”
Bloomington/Normal
Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's.
Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today?
Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.
Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.