Yelp Elite
They thrive on Yelp's 2 tier system of becoming "Elite", which Yelp hands out like candy, in order to meet people and attend events preferred restaurants foot the bill for.
Yelp Elite status also provides many members with a sense of accomplishment, self-worth and superiority over others. Qualities that until that point did not exist in their lives.
Elite Yelp User
The lowest human beings on this planet. Entitled, whiney little pricks who sit behind a keyboard, and try their absolute best to hurt honest businesses in an effort to get free meals.
"Hi, I'm an elite yelp user." "DOUCHBAG ON TABLE #4"