YFEM
Your Favorite Ethnic Minority. Seen on old old newsgroups like rec.humor.funny.
A great YFEM hunter was tramping through the woods one day, when he found a ravishing young woman, totally naked, lying on a blanket. After staring at her breathlessly for some moments he asked:
"Are you game?"
"I sure am," she replied.
So he shot her.
"Are you game?"
"I sure am," she replied.
So he shot her.