yieldage
A word used in scrabble when someone puts down jovial and gets 87 points and you want to get them back. you have the word yield and realize that you also have the letters A-G- and E. you attempt to make the other players believe that it is a word but your attempts are foiled.
"Look! I have the word yield and I also have the letters A-G- and E. Maybe i can add it to the end of yield and make it look like a word so i can get a triple letter score!" Mario is a whore.