Yobamos
The most powerful being ever created in history. It is a combination of Yoda, Obama, and Thanos into one very powerful creature.
Wilmer: “Hey, what’s your name?”
Yobamos: “Yobamos”
Wilmer: “AHHHHHHHHHH”
Yobamos: “Yobamos”
Wilmer: “AHHHHHHHHHH”
Yobamo
Yobamo is a religion started by two intellectuals. Followers of the religion are called yobamos and they follow the ten commandments, the yoath and the yoble. It includes an on-sight kill list, a uniform policy, regular routines, rituals and meetings and a diet. t's and c's apply.
Yobamo will make you your most average self.