Yoda Ear
The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.
Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .
Yoda-ears
Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.
I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.
Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears
Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.
Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears
The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.
Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*