Yoda-ing
Speaking in roundabout ways like yoda. Usually when the person is drunk or obliterated.
Karen:Go get pizza, we have to.
John: Uh oh, Karen is yoda-ing, time fore more drinks!
John: Uh oh, Karen is yoda-ing, time fore more drinks!
yoda-ing
Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.
Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.