Yoda of pussy
A fat idiot who runs around telling people he sleeps with a bunch of girls when he's really in his basement playing counter strike
Joe: have you seen Ben?
Bob:no I think he's being the yoda of pussy again
Bob:no I think he's being the yoda of pussy again
yoda pussy
A vagina that is old, moldy green, and full of extra wrinkles. Originated from the Jason Ellis Show, allegedly.
Madonna definitely has a yoda pussy.