Yodel Mountain

The place where someone starts a journey that may come to a disastrous end. This term was first coined by the podcast "Opening Arguments." The phrase was based off of the "Cliff Hangers" game on the TV Show "The Price is Right." In that game, a mountain climber climbs up a mountain, taking one step for every dollar the contestant is wrong in their guess of the price of a prize. A yodeling song is played while the climber makes his ascent. Missing the price by too much could lead the mountain climber to fall off the mountain cliff, and if that happens, the contestant loses the game. Someone who is on yodel mountain is continually taking steps that will lead them to disaster, just like the mountain climber.

The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.