Yoghurt-potting
When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
Yoghurt Pot
This is when you cum inside your own, or someone else's belly button, then stick a lid (such as sello-tape or cling film) to hold the substance in place.
Guy 1:My belly button is itchy.
Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot
Guy 1: Man thats sick!!
Guy 2:LOLOLOL
Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot
Guy 1: Man thats sick!!
Guy 2:LOLOLOL
Mucky Yoghurt Pot
A dirty old vagina
Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
Yoghurt-potting
When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”