Blow Donkey
The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.
I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.
blowing donkeys
Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.
Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.
Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.
"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"
Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"
Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"
Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"
Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"
Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"
Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"
THAT BLOWS DONKEYS
A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.
Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!
blow donkey chunks
to be less than ideal
This party's going to blow donkey chunks.
donkey blow
When a man is preforming anal sex doggy style and just before he blows his nut he hits his partner in the back of the head knocking them unconcious. The sudden head trauma causes his partners rectal muscle to instantly contract firmly around his penis, adding to the sensation of his orgasim. The name is derived from the donkey's unrulely behavior that will make him suddenly kick someone with seeming pleasure along with the idea of him having a huge penis.
That girl last night said she wanted to get nasty but wouldn't shut up about it, so I gave her the donkey blow and got two birds with one stone.
cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch
A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"