yonut
to like something as much as one would like a doughnut but usable in a sentence that would make doughnut sound like "do not".
i yonut like your hair
Dunkin' Yonuts
Dunkin' Yonuts occurs when a man inadvertently causes the latrine to overflow during a "courtesy flush," thereby coating his teabag with a layer of shitwater.
"Dude i took a dump and flushed and the toilet overflowed but I didnt realise it until my balls were completely submerged in shitty water. What would you call something like that?"
"Dunkin' Yonuts!"
"Dunkin' Yonuts!"