Blowge
A combined abbreviation of the term "blow job"
Bro that girl is SO HOT! I think I really like her.." "Dude, don't even bother, I got a blowge from her last night
blowg
Using your hardly read by anybody blog to copiously praise the work of your friends, usually at their behest, in a vain attempt to create a 'media buzz' around them.
When he got his buddy to publicly blowg him, saying that he was a rising star in the advertising world, worth at least ten times anyone else at his agency, everyone just felt really sorry for him.
blowg
A blog that blows. This is an actual blog that gets almost no traffic due to the poor content.
If you love watching paint dry, go and check out Duke's blowg.