Yorktown Uterus Yoke

When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.

Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.

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释义	Yorktown Uterus Yoke When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings. Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ? Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
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