You absolute
You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.
Jim you absolute coat hanger
you absolute nut
when you breath
1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.
2: I know, i breath.
You Absolute Heap!
The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
You Absolute Heap!
You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus
Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
You get absolutely no bitches
the person gets no fucking female's and should get some
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.
A complete agreement.
“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”
You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you
Gordon Ramsey type beat
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"