You ain't got no lowfat syrup!
A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"
Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?
Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!
Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!