you aint got shit on my bling
A phrase used by white trash females usually with two-tone hair(skunks)who think they are "all that", but are acually pathetic import driving losers. It is ironically used to show their dominance of other females when in fact they couldn't dominate a dog turd in either looks or intelligence.
As she passed Audrey, Colene remarked: "you aint got shit on my bling"