You got screwed.
What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.
Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.
Me (meekly): You got screwed.
Me (meekly): You got screwed.