Younglinging
The act of making a child shut up/not annoying in the most efficient way possible. The first person to do so was Anakin Skywalker.
Person 1: "Yoo did you watch Star Wars Episode 3? That was so dope!!!"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"
Younglinging
The art of killing a child, but only when they deserve it.
"We stanakin Anakin for these glorious things that he's taught us, like younglinging people when they deserve it."
Younglinging
The act of murdering children that deserve it.
"I participate in weekly younglinging."
''I heard that John does younglinging."
''I heard that John does younglinging."
younglinging
The art of murdering children, but only if they deserve it.
Man, do I love younglinging. It's truly the best part of waking up!