Your a face!
A simple was of saying your a bitch face with out using the word bitch.
Your at school, church, any place you cant use profanity.
Example - Guy 1 Walks into Guy 2
Guy 1 says "Your a face!". Guy 2 runs asks him self why did he call me a face? Guy 1 lolz at him self and is like google it.
Example - Guy 1 Walks into Guy 2
Guy 1 says "Your a face!". Guy 2 runs asks him self why did he call me a face? Guy 1 lolz at him self and is like google it.
your mother's face
The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.
"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"
your mom's face
Considered to be the "next level" in the progression of the your mom insult meme. Perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scraped from the bottom of the gene pool. If used properly in jest and in conjunction with biznatch and other psuedo-ghetto terms it can lead to hilariously nonsensical conversations.
Speaker 1: You're ugly.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.
Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.
Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.
your moms face
A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit
2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs
3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit
2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs
3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!
Your mum's face
A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.
Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"
"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
"your mum's face is comfy"
"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
your mom's face
A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'
Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*
Your Face's Face
The perfect and only counter to the word, Your Face.
(Playing Gran Turismo: Person 2)
Person 1: Dude! You Suck!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: YOU FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Stomps on Playstation 2)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Playing Call of Duty: Person 1 & Person 2)
Person 1: I just owned you noob!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: You know what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: YOUR FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Rage Quits)
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Person 1: Dude! You Suck!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: YOU FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Stomps on Playstation 2)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Playing Call of Duty: Person 1 & Person 2)
Person 1: I just owned you noob!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: You know what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: YOUR FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Rage Quits)
---------------------------------------------------------------------