your complaintmentally copy
Print (or some other kind of a product) copies standing between the complimentary ones and the ones with a price tag. There may be some magazines on the table sale for a purpose of funding a social act, etc. and some human beings are able to have them without paying a penny, but with their dishonest loudness.
“Ok. Here is your complaintmentally copy. Keep your money shut and take it. Really, just take it.”