blowjob sandwich
n. The act of two girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
When Carly and Jenna told him they wanted to give him a blowjob sandwich, he almost jumped out of his skin.
Blowjob Sandwich
When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.
Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.
Blowjob Sandwich
This term refers to the act of eating a sandwich while getting a blowjob from the girl who gave you the sandwich. It completely fulfills the woman life duty of making a sandwich, and giving a blowjob. At once.
Man, she gave me the best blowjob sandwich last night.
blowjob and sandwich day
day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.
I cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best blowjob and sandwich day ever!
blowjob club sandwich
n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.
Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.
His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.
Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich
Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich
Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich