Blowjob season
When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.
Hey honey when does blowjob season start?
Blowjob Season
The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.
Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'
Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'
Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'
Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'
Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'
seasoned blowjob
When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.