You're Tall

The lamest opening line imaginable, especially when used to greet a stripper in thigh-high leather boots with six-inch heels. Typically used by (1) men with no game whatsoever (2) closet homosexuals making an overt attempt to appear hetero and (3) asexual men who, like closet homosexuals, want to appear interested but are actually more interested in model trains than tits and ass. May also be used clueless men who do not realize that conversation is unnecessary and cash alone will cause her to shed clothing like a molting snake and dry hump you like there is no tomorrow.