you're the tits
A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.
See also: the tits
See also: the tits
"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."
calm you're tits
When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.
Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos
Dont get you're tits in a twist
When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist
Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke
I'm just pissing on you're tits
Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"