You're with me, leather
The best pick up line in the world. Used by Chris Berman of SportsCenter fame to pick up a chick dressed in leather at the bar. Made popular by Deadspin.com
Chris Berman: You're with me, leather.
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*