Youri

Youri is a very sweet caring guy who may get trampled on more than he should because of it but the loyalty and determination he shows never waivers for what hes passionate about not to mention hes a very hot looking lad.

1. (n.) A name with roots in both Russian and Korean, it's bearers tend to be both immeasurably nerdy and ridiculously good-looking.
2. (v.) the act of scaring people with the sheer epicness of one's nerd powers.

a mysterious guy who enjoy spending time with friends and family. Have a big dick, good in bed. You don’t really know much about youri.

Some1 that eats cum

A Russian guy who has a grandma with a stock of vodka. Whenever he goes to parties, he brings vodka. When he wakes up, he drinks vodka. When he is in a fight, he hits his enemy in the face with a bottle of vodka, empty of course because vodka is a holy alcohol that cannot be spilled. He is also cute.

Usuallly sick for a week.

this is a joke that you can use on your friends or your parents.
it is similar to the Joe Mamma joke but a little bit more offensive.
if you want to make your parents leave you, you can try using this joke or if you just want the friends that you dont have to leave you try this joke.