blowmobile
A person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a VIP and provide on-demand blowjobs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the VIP's meat missile. Often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. Achieving the rank of blowmobile to a VIP is often considered the pinnacle rank in skankdom.
How the hell did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! Oh, that's another one of Amar'e Stoudemire's blowmobiles...