Your Llama
an amusing substute for your mom
X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!
Go shave your llama
Go fix your problems/ fuck off
Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here
I got your llama
a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.
Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.