blow monkey
Person who is very fond of powder cocaine
Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.
blow monkey
when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.
Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.
blow monkey
A dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. In order to avoid detection customers say can I have a taxi
"Can I have a taxi"
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20
blow monkey chunks
A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
Monkey Blow
Extremely cheap cocaine.
Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
blow the monkey
To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!