yourmomitis

a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.

Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."

Yourmomism

The belief that everything was created by your mom.

... She got around.

Yourmomism:
Finally, an explanation.

#yourmom

is what im doin every day u have practice

Shawn: yo Billy get over here
Billy: what
Shawn: guess what I do while your at practice
Billy: what bro?
Shawn: #yourmom!!! >:D

Yourmoming

Yourmoming is when you're doing something but you don't want to specify what you are doing

Rowan: What are you doing?
Charles: Yourmoming
Rowan; What's that? What's yourmoming?
Charles: something....S

yourmom

The saying that is to insult one acording to the status of ones mother. Can be related to anyone or anything. Rediculously halrious when taken offencive to, or ment to be offencive.

your mom goes to collage, thats what your mom said, ya ill take it to your mom, your mom is a door, etc

yourmom

A nickname used by people who play FPS games online and can't think of a nickname of their own or just want to look like smartasses. On some of those games, when a player gets killed, he gets the message "You were killed by <killer's nickname>". If the killer's nickname is "yourmom", the message will look like the example below.

You were killed by yourmom.

yourmomism

The belief that having sexual intercourse with your mom is the only true economic system.

Person 1: "Is he communist?"
Person 2: "No he believes in yourmomism"
Person 1: "Oh ok, based"

俚语	yourmomitis
释义	yourmomitis a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes. Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!" Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?" Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!" Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.." Yourmomism The belief that everything was created by your mom. ... She got around. Yourmomism: Finally, an explanation. #yourmom is what im doin every day u have practice Shawn: yo Billy get over here Billy: what Shawn: guess what I do while your at practice Billy: what bro? Shawn: #yourmom!!! >:D Yourmoming Yourmoming is when you're doing something but you don't want to specify what you are doing Rowan: What are you doing? Charles: Yourmoming Rowan; What's that? What's yourmoming? Charles: something....S yourmom The saying that is to insult one acording to the status of ones mother. Can be related to anyone or anything. Rediculously halrious when taken offencive to, or ment to be offencive. your mom goes to collage, thats what your mom said, ya ill take it to your mom, your mom is a door, etc yourmom A nickname used by people who play FPS games online and can't think of a nickname of their own or just want to look like smartasses. On some of those games, when a player gets killed, he gets the message "You were killed by <killer's nickname>". If the killer's nickname is "yourmom", the message will look like the example below. You were killed by yourmom. yourmomism The belief that having sexual intercourse with your mom is the only true economic system. Person 1: "Is he communist?" Person 2: "No he believes in yourmomism" Person 1: "Oh ok, based"
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