your not about it
When someone wants to have intercourse with you but won't admit it
Wanna come over to my house after the party? Your not about it glen
find your dick about it
To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.
I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.
keep your wits about you
To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.
To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.
To stay sharp!
To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.
To stay sharp!
Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!
Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.
Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.
Nothing to update your status about
An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
your computer is about to crash
when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath
user: posts cat video
me: clicks
video: your computer is about to crash
my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: clicks
video: your computer is about to crash
my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee