You sit down when you pee!
When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them
Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!