YouTube syndrome

The feeling of wanting to fast forward like in a you tube video but can not. Leading to bordom and feeling like you want to stop what you are doing. This happens most in live streams, watching friends do thing, playing board games, and other long uneventful activities.

Where people ask for a opinion but denies that and says I do not need to change myself, and feels like they are above viewers

when a person feels the need to speak to an imaginary audience even if they know no one there. not to be confused with talking to voices, because the person knows no one there

A disease/disorder/stupidness/faggotry that causes a person to automatically type youtube.com automatically as they open their internet browser.

This disease is usually obtained by watching too much porn from a Youtuber named Fred, who is very innocent and wants nothing more than to come to your kids' house at night and play with them

Cures: There is no known cure for Youtube Syndrome, but a brilliant scientist by the name of Ms. South Carolina, deduced a way to deal with this deadly and life threatening disease.

1. Get someone to tie you to a chair with 5 rolls of duct tape, I repeat 5 rolls or else it won't hold you down
2. Place you and chair in front of computer
3. Open up the web browser (Right here is where you need to be careful, as numerous reports indicate excessive seizures, violence 10 biting related deaths have been reported and masturbation
4. Hold down his fingers from typing on the keyboard (they will probably have escaped from the duct tape already)(preferably with a knife because it works so well)
5. Watch him scream and agonize in pain from not getting to go to youtube.com
6. Repeat steps 1-5 for 2 years (or until the patient doesnt have hands left -_-)

Number of PPL dead from this disease: 2 tril / 0 X 1 mil
please, dont be another victim (also see stupidity)

Referring to the behaviour of someone trying to constantly fill the silence and draw attention to themselves, usually by narrating what they are doing or thinking.

The disease acquired from watching wayyy to much YouTube. This disease is very contagious as friends pass on there addiction to other friends. Symptoms include: Ditching guys night for a Tyler Oakley double upload, waiting until 3 6 and 8 pm for your favorite youtubers videos.

This disease is NOT when someone likes a YouTuber and sees one of their vids is up and casually clicks.

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.