Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe
The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
You’re In Bro!!
When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!
Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.
Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.
Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!