Blow the dolphin
To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.
Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
blow up dolphin
like a sex doll except a dolphin. Even has a blow hole.
wow im going to go home and screw my blow up dolphin
blow up the dolphin
to shit in the sink of a public restroom
keep the car running, im gonna blow up the dolphin in this bitch