Yuban
A brand of coffee that people drink, I think it's columbian, but who cares. It's probably not important.
Starbucks coffee drinker: This coffee is nasty, what is it?
Me: Yuban.
Starbucks coffee drinker: No wonder it's so nasty, I don't drink cofee that doesn't cost more than $5 a cup.
Me: Yuban.
Starbucks coffee drinker: No wonder it's so nasty, I don't drink cofee that doesn't cost more than $5 a cup.